Cars
If you don’t have young kids who are currently in love with Hoffman’s Playland, you don’t quite understand the heartbreak of the news that this might be the local amusement park’s last summer.
Young Master Fussy can’t remember much from before moving to the Capital Region, so some of his earliest memories find him clutching a ticket in his little hand to ride the caterpillar train and riding around in circles to his heart’s delight. And since those earliest of days he’s never quite achieved the impossible height required to get on the antique bumper cars. Maybe now he never will.
The amazing thing is that such a place as Hoffman’s Playland even existed when we moved here in 2007. Similar parks had closed all around the country decades earlier. They were doomed by the rising value of real estate and the rising cost of insurance. But few people actually wanted to live up here in the Capital Region, so land was relatively cheap.
Without a doubt, a region that has resisted change for so long is changing. And it’s not just the bumper cars.
When we first moved here from the Bay Area one of the first things I noticed was the cars. They were different in Albany. There were effectively two difference, but only one is significant. Out west there were a lot more really really old cars: 1970s BMWs, 1960s VWs, 1980s Volvos and the like that could exist virtually forever on highways free of corrosive salt.
Those restored classics aside, there were just a lot more luxury cars on the road.
Seriously, almost every other car on the daily commute into San Francisco seemed to be a current model BMW. There were a handful of Mercedes, Audis and such. And Berkeley was overrun by the Prius.
Albany had very few of these vehicles on the road. Pretty much, my unscientific survey revealed a world populated with Kias and Hyundais with a smattering of other decidedly non-luxury sedans. It was a notable difference.
I’m going to get around to food in just a minute, please bear with me.
Here’s the thing. I’m not the only one who has noticed that the cars being driven around Albany have been changing. The topic came up at lunch recently, and others confirmed my observations. They too have seen a much greater density of luxury cars and SUVs. In fact, just the other day there were two such cars in the parking lot of Taiwan Noodle.
The cars might be the canary in the coal mine.
Change is here. And oh my God is it welcome. Instead of being a two grocery store town, we finally have some much needed competition. There’s a Trader Joe’s, and a Whole Foods is coming. We’ve got a bona fide wine bar, a cheese store with a world class selection, and a farm-to-table bakery cafe. There is real Chinese food, real Mexican food, and real South Indian street food. Plus, while it may be unnoticed to most, there is even a coffee culture starting to emerge.
But change is a double edged sword. Some of the greatest places in the area continue to exist in part because the region has resisted change for so long. I’m talking about our taverns, our fish fry joints, the ramshackle mini hot dog purveyors, and old school Italian bakeries.
The potential loss of Hoffman’s Playland has me nervous. Should it close, it won’t be closing because it’s unprofitable. No, it apparently still makes good money. It will be closing because the proprietors are getting old, the younger generation isn’t interested in carrying it on, and the land that the business sits on is worth more than the business itself.
Thankfully, I’ve personally met the younger generation that is involved with local institutions like Rolf’s and The Orchard Tavern. But there are many other beloved local businesses that could be vulnerable as change comes to the region.
Change just is. It’s the order of all things. We can’t stay fixed in time. I understand all of that. But take this father’s advice. Don’t take the things that you love for granted. Enjoy the hell out of them today, because nothing is here forever.



Every time I take the kids to Hoffman’s I marvel that their tiny beloved asses might be touching atoms of my tiny beloved ass from 25 odd years ago when they are riding that Caterpillar.
I wanted to teach my little boy (20 months) how to be naughty and stick his hand in the disgusting water on the boat ride. I wanted to hawk loogies off of the ferris wheel with my daughter. I wanted to laugh with the two of them over the painful/terrifying experience that is the Hoffman’s roller coaster.
I have pictures of my 4 year old standing next to that height thing for 3 successive years, I just got the first year of my son shortly before we heard the news. I am devastated. I know everyone is making much of it, but it is nothing short of devastating. I have so many memories of that place as a child and I wanted to share with my kids. Hoffman’s was permanence. If the Tollgate goes, I don’t know what I am going to do for channeling childhood memories from the lil’ Dave of yesteryear to my current crop of munchkins.
I guess the mountains and the river will always be there. They haven’t figured out a way to move those to make room for mixed use retail yet.
I kind of want to buy Hoffmans. I can’t stand the thought of it closing.
My mother and her husband toyed with the idea of buying a local (to them) soft-serve stand when its previous owners retired. They didn’t, and it was a vacant lot for a few years. There’s a grocery store there now, so I guess that’s a happy ending, but I’m still sad the stand is gone forever. It was a landmark to me growing up.
I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’ve never been to Hoffman’s. I was really bummed when they closed Catskill Game Farm, though. :(
The reason more people have luxury cars in California is that they are forced to spend a lot more time in them.
It’s hardly a sign of cultural sophistication to want to show off by driving around in a carbon spewing gas guzzler, so by your “canary in the coal mine” argument I’ll look for a lot more Joe’s Crab Shacks and other food-is-irrelevant seen-and-be-seen palaces of pomposity to show up in the hood. Not a fan of this future.
I’d like to think my husband was part of the market for South Indian street food, not giant SUV drivers.
When I was a kid in Chicago, we used to go to a place called Kiddieland, which was one of those tiny street corner amusement parks from the 1920s (amazingly, it survived to 2009), but was recently demolished and is now a Costco. I’ve never been to Hoffman’s Playland and I don’t have any kids to take there, but the fact that a place like that exists in the 21st century makes me happy.
Nearly every city of moderate size has an amusement park that is no longer there that everyone remembers fondly. Chicago had Kiddieland and Riverview, Detroit had Boblo Island, New York had Coney Island (among many others, I’m sure). We in Albany still have ours and, for the time being, it’s still open. I find that amazing. This relic from the pre-video game, pre-Six Flags era is still here.
Now that I’ve written all this, I kind of want to steal a kid so I can go to Hoffman’s while I still can.
Well, thank you, Profussor! I will be taking my little smileys there, post-haste! LOVE that place and it’s rides-that-feel-just-a-little-like-death-traps!
It’s funny that you say that about cars. I moved here from Syracuse a few years before you came here, and the difference I noticed was MORE luxury cars on the roads, and especially more out-of-state license plates. I was used to Hyundais and pickup trucks as far as the eye could see.