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Funday: Grillin’ Boozin’ Baggin’ & Brewin’

June 26, 2015

This week kicked my ass, but it was worth it. The Official Yelp Event on Wednesday at The Barrel Saloon & Texas BBQ was a ton of fun. I swear, those two hours just flew by. Somehow all I got was one delicious bite of barbecue chicken. I was too busy talking to old friends, meeting new ones, making speeches, and playing rock, paper, scissors against a room full of people. Man, that was a thrill.

But after the event is over, then the reviews come in. And that’s when you get to see exactly how everyone else felt about the event. So far, it’s all good news.

Hey, speaking of news, it’s been a while since I’ve done a run down of the press releases and other notable thing going on in the Capital Region. So here’s a peek at what’s in my in box.

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Strawberry Coffee

June 25, 2015

It’s strawberry season here in upstate New York. The season is short. And honestly, even at the peak of the season I’ve yet to have a berry that even come remotely close to what’s so readily available throughout California in the summer.

Those garnet jewels are just so damn ripe and fragrant with deep red fruit that permeates all the way to the soft, juicy core. I have very little patience for anything white or woody inside my strawberries. And if, God forbid, you come across these underripe specimens, the only decent thing to do is macerate them.

Although, I suppose you could blend them up into a sauce, or find another creative way to salvage the fruit in a way that’s palatable. Maybe cook them down into a jam or spin them into an ice cream.

But what’s this I hear about strawberries in coffee?

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Culture Jamming the Soda War

June 24, 2015

Advertising is something I happen to know a little bit about. Before moving to upstate New York, I worked for some of the world’s biggest ad agencies. And my last job was arguably at one of the world’s best shops. It was a fun career. If, maybe, just a little bit evil.

There’s this really interesting dialectic.

On one hand advertising can do very little. Think about a thirty second TV spot. And try to forget for a moment how few people pay attention to the commercials even when they are on. These days, many viewers who watch television can easily skip over the spots, but that hasn’t fundamentally changed the equation. Most people were tuning out long before they had ad skipping technology. But in thirty seconds a brand can say very little. Sure, you can create a mood, and help to build a brand. However, nobody is going to decide to buy a Mazda because they saw a commercial on TV. Nobody. It’s never, ever happened.

On the other hand, advertising is somehow incredibly powerful. If you listen to public interest groups, those behind the scenes in creative departments are somehow able to tap into the deepest recesses of human behavior and enslave the masses to our corporate overlords.

So how does this all work? Well, that was where I used to come in. Messages can be powerful, but it’s the repetition of messages that really gets them to stick. It helps to have hundreds of millions of dollars over many many years.

But sometimes one incredibly powerful message can strike a nerve with very little money put behind it. For example, have you heard this little ditty about soda?
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Awful Dinners the Whole Family Loves

June 23, 2015

Family mealtimes during the week were getting mighty bleak. Everyone had different food preferences, Mrs. Fussy included. It felt like we were down to pretty much two dishes and variations on those themes. Those were:

1) Cuban black beans and rice
2) Aglio e olio with broccoli (and sometimes chicken)

Then one of the kids got some kind of stomach bug and the smell of garlic and olive oil became entirely repulsive. And that’s fair, if entirely unfortunate.

I didn’t know what to do. I went to the grocery store, and asparagus was just coming in. So I picked some up, without any kind of plan as to how to turn those few slender spears of spring into a weeknight meal.

So I just threw some crap together in a bowl. Wouldn’t you know, it’s become everyone’s favorite dish. Well, everyone but me.

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Dinner Rituals

June 22, 2015

This was an amazing weekend. Father’s Day was better than expected. The family let me sleep in late and catch up on some badly needed rest. Then I had a lovely lunch of cured meats, was showered with love, got to spend some time in the yard, and then showered with soap and water. We had burritos for dinner, and I even got some nibbles from Little Miss Fussy’s precious candy stash.

Saturday was Troy’s River Fest where I manned a Yelp tent for the first time. I got to meet some fascinating people and see some old friends. Thanks to everyone who stopped by. Looking back on it, I guess I probably over-engineered the mobile phone charging station, but that’s okay. After the festival we were off to a friend’s place for beers and burgers.

Like all weekends, it started on Friday with something that’s a weekly tradition. However, despite that fact, it was the first time in a month we sat down around our table for our Friday night ritual.

If you’ve been reading the blog for a while you likely already know what that is.

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The Best Father’s Day

June 19, 2015

Did you hear what came out yesterday? The Times Union’s 2015 Best of the Capital Region. And this year the strangest thing happened.

For those who are relatively new to the FLB, you might have missed my earlier quixotic campaigns to try and influence the results of this poll. My intentions were good. The goal was to drive the chains from the list and replace those pillars of mediocrity with local businesses that more closely resembled the best of what Albany had to offer.

Don’t forget, Pizza Hut used to make the list for Best Pizza and Subway was a ubiquitous feature in the Best Sandwich category. Thankfully those days are over.

But for the last couple of years I’ve stepped away from the manipulations of the past, and largely decided to ignore the results of the poll. Except this year, something happened which really cannot be ignored.

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A Table for One

June 18, 2015

Part of me suspects that this will be a divisive issue. And it’s not one that I hear very many people talking about. However, it is one that I think deserves some attention.

Eating at the bar feels like a more common activity in the Capital Region than in other places I’ve been. Now, this could be observation error, and I’m perfectly willing to admit that. But I have a sense that this comes out of the same cultural phenomena that we’ve seen echoed elsewhere.

Surely, the history of our local taverns which have long been split into a bar side and a restaurant side have normalized the idea of eating meals at the bar.

But it goes deeper than that. Because by and large, we have a tremendous respect for and awareness of service workers. And I suspect part of the decision for people to eat at the bar has to do with a self-conscious awareness of how a smaller check will negatively impact the take home pay of a waiter or waitress.

Let me share just one more theory, and then I’ll explain why this is important.

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A Year of Whole Foods

June 17, 2015

Holy cow. Whole Foods has been in Albany for an entire year. I can’t believe it. Actually, I can’t believe it on a lot of levels.

For starters, I was still in New Jersey on sabbatical when the Whole Foods opened in Albany so I missed the whole thing. Does that mean I haven’t even been back in the Capital Region for a full year? That seems impossible.

And even though the market has been here a year, I still can’t believe we have a Whole Foods in the Capital Region. Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the notion that we would be able to attract such an upscale market to this old corner of upstate New York where change seems to come at a glacial pace. That said, Crossgates Mall is getting a lululemon. This is definitely not the Albany I moved to eight years ago. So maybe it’s not so glacial after all.

Anyway, in advance of the official one year anniversary, Whole Foods Albany invited a bunch of bloggers back into the market for a local vendor tasting on Tuesday. There I saw old friends and made some new ones, and even found one local producer who was completely off my radar.

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I Heart Butter

June 16, 2015

Let’s take science and just put it on the sidelines for a moment. It’s not that I don’t like science (I effin’ love science). It’s just that I’d really like to live in my little bubble undisturbed by what may be the reality of the situation for a little while longer.

What’s interesting about science is that it always changes. That’s the point. Scientists continue to question what they know, to challenge assumptions, and that is how they move knowledge forward. The opposite of science is just accepting something as established fact and sticking by that position, not allowing yourself to be moved by any evidence to the contrary.

Occasionally, long held scientific principles get challenged. However it may take a long time for the scientific community to accept new findings. And how the general public feels on a matter may have more to do with base emotions than any kind of logical or rational thought process.

Luckily we’re not trying to tackle the issues of nuclear energy and its resulting waste, which can be toxic to human life longer than any civilization ever known to walk the earth.

Although the issues surrounding butter may be just as complicated.

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Skipping Sunday Supper

June 15, 2015

Skipping meals is a tragedy. For those of us who are fortunate to have at least three square meals a day, each eating occasion is not just a chance to refuel the engine, but also a potential source of pleasure.

Life is hard. I say that we should take pleasure and joy wherever we can find it. And whether that comes from the smell of trees, the presence of loved ones, or the act of eating a perfectly ripe peach, is immaterial.

Every meal skipped is a lost opportunity. It’s an experience that’s been forsaken. And it’s something you’ll never get back. Which is why, even on an airplane when I’m absolutely sure the food will be horrendous, I will still not refuse the tray, or box, or what have you.

So what would make me choose a glass of water over an evening meal on Sunday?

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