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Arrogant Bastard

January 11, 2013

There is still a lot more to say on the topic of how class consciousness and insecurity permeates the restaurant scene in Albany. However, honing in on the answers to two great comments I received yesterday will take a little more time. Especially if it means changing source texts.

Still, expect more on this theme next week. Although today I need to dedicate to a little bit of proactive damage control.

So I did something dumb. I’ve done a few dumb things recently, but let’s focus on just this one string of bad decisions. When I’m embarrassed about something, I’m compelled to share it with the world. Maybe that’s weird, but my hope is twofold. First, that you may learn from my mistake, and not make the same one yourself. Second, that you will hear this directly from me and not via some rumor or third party.

The bottom line is don’t compose late night notes in Facebook messenger.

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Tribal Restaurants

January 10, 2013

Class can be such an ugly word. Still, I hope our conversation from a couple days ago can show how class can be useful for helping to understand the current culinary landscape of the Capital Region.

Not everyone was convinced by the first shots I fired off the bow. So today I have two other examples, also from Paul Fussell’s book Class. Mrs. Fussy continues to remind me that this book is old and outdated, and I figured I should pass that information along to you.

However, as you will see, I find his observations to still have merit. Maybe not across the country, but in a place like Albany where time seems to stand still, it’s almost as if this book was written in the past few years.

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AskTP – Out of the Gate

January 9, 2013

Wow, this year is off to a great start. Almost overnight, daily average traffic has doubled. New people are finding the FLB and they are checking out some of the blasts from the past. It’s really exciting.

Plus I’ve finally been able to write the post about Albany, restaurants, and class that’s been on my mind for months. I held the story back because I didn’t want it to get lost with people’s holiday preparations and seasonal travel.

I kind of hate to take a break from the action to answer the growing pile of reader questions, but if I don’t I will surely regret it later. If you are new to the blog I’ll explain. I have committed to answering every question that’s asked in the comments section of the FLB, so long as it is asked with proper punctuation. However, I tend to let these accumulate and answer them all in one lump sum every couple of weeks in a feature called Ask the Profussor.

It should also be noted that each question is preceded by the mystery link of the day. Yes, I know they all go to the same place. A long long time ago I used to link back to the original question, but that just took far too much time. And nobody clicked on them anyway. Plus this gives me a way to plug something that may never get the full fussy treatment.

Anyway, without further ado, onto the questions:

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Class Is In Session

January 8, 2013

I’ve come to appreciate the Capital Region for what it is. I have. Truly. I love its warm and inviting taverns. I delight in the whimsy of its signature dishes. I celebrate the diversity of its cities, towns and neighborhoods. The area’s farmers, distillers, cheese makers, brewers, bakers, and other artisans are incredible at what they do.

We are literally surrounded with great raw ingredients. So why don’t more of them end up on restaurant menus? And why do you have to pay more in Albany than you would for a much better meal in New York City?

These issues have been troubling me for years.

A corollary would be, why do Albanians continue to pay a lot of money for restaurant food that’s fine, but not worth nearly the prices it commands? And it was this question that led me down to the path of my most recent hypothesis.

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Problems and Solutions

January 7, 2013

Greetings. It seems like there are a lot of new people coming over to the FLB every day thanks to either the Real Actors Read Yelp video or the blurb in the Business Review. If you are new here, welcome, it’s great to have you.  Please don’t be shy about introducing yourself to the class in the comment section below. Be anonymous if you must, but real names are always appreciated.

It just so happened that I had planned to dedicate this week to explaining a recent epiphany about the Capital Region dining scene. My current hypothesis will take a few posts to lay out. And at the end you may roll your eyes and say, “Duh, I told you that three years ago,” or maybe you’ll think, “Wow, that’s really interesting. Perhaps he’s onto something.”

Regardless, before I get into the new idea, I think it’s a good idea to reiterate my central criticism and explain some of the past thoughts on this problem. Here it goes:

It’s not that the restaurant food is bad, it’s just too expensive for what it is.

The ultimate goal of this blog is to improve the food of Albany. In some ways I’m an optimist, and think all problems have solutions. The trick, however, is in having a clear understanding of the problem. If I could only figure out how this state of affairs came to be, perhaps I could work towards a solution.

When I first came to town I thought I knew the answer.

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Dealing With Detractors

January 6, 2013

The good news is that I have a very thick skin. I don’t need people to like me. And I can brush off the name calling. But the goal here isn’t to have enemies. The goal is to try and bring people around to a different way of thinking about food and restaurants.

When someone gets angry about something I did because they disagree with it, I think it can be a great opportunity. Let’s talk it out. I’ll listen to you and have a chance to share my side. I’m not trying to be a jerk on purpose. Sometimes things come out wrong or are taken the wrong way. Or occasionally I’ll leave out a critical piece of context.

I mention all of these things because after the Real Actors Read Yelp video was featured on Table Hopping, there seemed to be a referendum on my existence in the comments thread of the most read food blog in the region.

Here is what some of my detractors had to say and my responses:

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Serendipity

January 4, 2013

A favorite treat of mine as a kid growing up was something my parents would make in a blender. I think it was simply ice, water and a packet of hot cocoa mix. They called it Frozen Hot Chocolate and modeled it after the famous version served at Serendipity 3 in Manhattan. Little did I know at the time, but the frozen concoction I enjoyed as a child paled in comparison to the real thing.

Right now it’s so cold here in upstate New York that I feel like any hot chocolate would be a frozen hot chocolate.

But I’m neither here to talk about the weather, hot chocolate (frozen or otherwise) nor fanciful restaurants in the city. There is another kind of serendipity, a kind of happy accident. And I’ve been enjoying more than my fair share of it recently. For proof, check out my cheese story from earlier this week. For further proof, I submit the below.

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Sugar Sugar

January 3, 2013

The news is important. Not the news I get from my Facebook friends or Twitter feed. But actual news from actual journalists. Lately I haven’t been able to find the time in my life to dedicate to staying on top of the news.

Not even the food news.

Which is why I feel so fortunate to have people looking out for me like Chris VanDoren who left a comment for me yesterday that said, “You must be enjoying the news/research about HFCS that came out today… maybe you are not so fussy.”

Truth be told, I had not been enjoying the news about high fructose corn syrup, but that was mostly because I had not yet seen the story. And I have to tell you, even when I found the news report about the latest scientific study which supports the notion that consuming HFCS makes you fatter than eating equivalent amounts of table sugar, I still wasn’t overjoyed. Here’s why.

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Remembrance of Cheese Past

January 2, 2013

Cheese isn’t going to be a big part of my diet for the next several weeks. For someone who occasionally goes by the moniker of my50cheeses on the interwebs, this is a big deal. There may be a nibble here and a taste there. However I’m holding onto a few occasional gratings of Parm-Reg for dear life.

But don’t worry about me. I’ll be okay. If not for anything else except my memories of one amazing cheese experience in Paris.

If you like, I’ll tell you the story. I’ll even throw in a couple of pictures.

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The New Cruelty

January 1, 2013

Happy new year! It’s 2013 and we’re headed off the fiscal cliff. Whee!

Last year at this time I wrote about a great new year’s breakfast: poached eggs on toast. It’s awesome and easy, and you should totally click on that link to see how to do it in forteen simple steps.

This year is going to be different, well at least the first few months of it anyway. It’s not that I believe poached eggs are unhealthy, they aren’t. However just to be on the safe side I plan to limit my intake of all my favorite foods.

So what does breakfast look like now?

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