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Wrong About Ice Cream

April 2, 2018

Man, I hate to be wrong. When I’m wrong, I start to question everything.

The Fussy Little Tours are a good idea. That said, it has become clear that the findings of the tours cannot be too broadly applied. When it comes to figuring out who makes the best apple cider donuts, the tours are great. After eating five of what are ostensibly the same thing over the course of a few hours, one realizes how different each place makes them, and one orchard rises to the top of the heap.

This also works for egg and cheese sandwiches, fish fry, and New York style pizza slices. But what it cannot tell you is which place is the best diner, fried fish joint, or pizza shop. Because to answer those larger questions, you need to go deeper than just an evaluation of one dish.

Even when we look back on the soft serve tours, it’s really just about vanilla and chocolate. A great seasonal soft serve ice cream stand can really be about so much more.

What I have come to realize is that the Tour de Homemade Hard Ice Cream is fundamentally flawed. And I think part of the problem has to do with how I’ve been thinking about what makes a place great in the Capital Region.

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Passover, Easter, and Dyngus

March 30, 2018

Passover starts tonight and I’ll be headed out momentarily to visit my mother for seder. I asked what we could bring, and she assigned me hard boiled eggs, the roasted shank bone, and the roasted egg.

Hard boiled eggs kill me, which could be why they have become my responsibility. Years and years ago, Raf famously refused a hard boiled egg because it had a ring of green around its yolk. At the time I thought that was the fussiest, most precious thing I had ever seen. Now I’m afraid I’ve become what I once denigrated.

My hard boiled egg fail last night was pretty epic. I was trying out a slightly different technique, and I guess when the recipe said “simmer” it was looking for more of a lively simmer than a low simmer. Oops.

The second attempt went much better. Or at least I think it did. And thanks to my failure, I got to enjoy a bunch of perfectly soft boiled eggs. Damn, those were good. But Passover isn’t the only celebration this weekend that has something to do with eggs.

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Big Beer Blowout

March 29, 2018

It’s only Thursday. But dammit, I remember when the weekend used to start on Thursday night. It doesn’t seem like that long ago. However, when I stop to do the math, we’re talking decades. With an “s”.

Whatever, I’m young at heart.

Monday begins Albany Craft Beer Week! Now, there are some people who say there are too many beer weeks in the Capital Region. And they may have a point. But if you live in Albany, are you really going to drive up to Saratoga Springs or Troy to participate in their beer weeks? Maybe. But the further you have to drive, the less you’ll get to fully participate in these event.

Our area has an embarrassment of riches when it comes to great places to drink craft beer. But Albany itself has such a high concentration of beer bars and retail outlets, we deserve our own beer week. And seriously, you should check out the full line up of events here, because they include a tap takeover by Hill Farmstead, a meet the brewer night with the maker of one of my favorite beers, and another brilliant beer dinner planned by one of my favorite chefs.

While there’s a lot of fun scheduled between Monday and Friday to celebrate craft beer, I wanted to spend a few minutes talking about the grand finale on Saturday, April 7. That would be the Albany Craft Beer Festival at the Armory.

I feel like I need a beer sherpa to help me navigate through the beer list, which is either a beer lover’s dream or total nightmare.

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Angry About Sandwiches

March 28, 2018

So what did you do last night?

Me? I got angry at the internet. And not for any of the stuff that’s happening in the world one should probably get angry about. My anger was focused on sandwiches.

Well, really it was directed at Chowhound, because who could be angry at sandwiches. Sandwiches are wonderful. So when I somehow stumbled onto a Chowhound post about The Most Delicious Sandwich Recipes of All Time, I had to take a look.

What I saw was a disgrace. Let me count the ways.

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Longing for Winter

March 27, 2018

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
~Phil Conners

All around me, people are itching for winter to end.

Complaining about the weather is indeed a regional pastime. And I get it. I probably get it more than most. I spent a significant chunk of my life in a mediterranean climate where it rarely got too hot or too cold. One year, when San Francisco saw an unseasonable rain in the summer, it made the front page of the newspaper. Living out there made me soft.

If it weren’t such a ludicrous claim, I’d suggest a decade a living in the Capital Region has made me hard. But that’s not the case at all. So how else could one explain why I have no strong desire for winter to depart?

I have a few ideas.

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Physical Distance vs. Emotional Distance

March 26, 2018

Hopefully you were able to take advantage of Yelp Restaurant Week, because now it’s over.

Saratoga Springs had just come off a restaurant week, Colonie was running its restaurant week promotion at the same time, and Lark Street Restaurant Week is right around the corner. As a result, most of the participants for the Yelp promotion were in Schenectady and Troy.

In an attempt to eat at as many places as possible, I put a lot of miles on the car. Not to mention a lot of calories in my body. As fun as it was to save 30% off my food bill at local restaurants, I’m glad it’s over.

Now I can go back to eating at home. To celebrate, yesterday I made a double batch of Cuban black beans. That’s four pounds of dried beans. Now we have quarts and quarts of the stuff. The kids are thrilled. And even though Passover is looming at the end of this week, since we now eat kitniyot, beans and rice might get us through the holiday. More on that later.

Whenever I go through some kind of trial by eating, I typically come out with a learning or two. The one I want to share today is about perceptions versus reality.

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The Princess & The Chicken Wing

March 23, 2018

Little Miss Fussy has never been a “princess”. But it’s amazing how strangers will address young girls. Even as a baby, I remember there was a nurse who called her “princess”.

If that’s your thing, I’m not judging. But it’s just not ours.

Just this past weekend at the Jewish Food Festival, one local jeweler donated a girl’s birthday party to the silent auction. It included jewelry making, 7-Up sipping, and pizza eating. But one of the big draws was that the birthday girl would be able to wear a $25,000 diamond tiara during the party. But when I asked LMF if she would be interested in such an event, she turned it down.

The idea of wearing something whose worth was equivalent to a new car on top of her head would have been too stressful too allow her to enjoy herself. She’s got a good head on those shoulders.

And it’s been a pleasure to teach her things as she’s grown up, not just about inequality, gender, and society, but also about food, pleasure, and regional customs.

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Worth a Princely Sum

March 22, 2018

Perhaps the hardest thing about my job these days is that the line between work and fun is so blurry. I know. Cry me a river. The upsides are easy to see. The downsides are likely less obvious.

For example, if there’s something fun coming up on the horizon—but it’s not related to work—all of a sudden it’s extra hard for that event to make it onto the calendar. There’s only so much cavorting a husband and father of two can do without his family. Apparently, they like having me around every now and again.

That said, they also like having me gone on occasion. And that’s fair. The feeling is mutual.

This Sunday not only can I not attend the last Family Meal put on by Josh Coletto and Michael Lapi, but on the other side of the fence I’ve been actively promoting a competing event. Sorry gents. The timing stinks.

But that other event is much much smaller, and there will be similar outings in the future. This Troy dinner sounds fantastic, and nothing would make me happier than to see Josh and Michael pack the house and sell out of tickets on their final family meal. So today, I’m going to encourage the readers of the FLB who aren’t active Yelpers to get a seat at this very special table. And I’m going to do that the best way I know how—by trying to make an expensive night out seem well worth the price of admission.

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Queens Day

March 21, 2018

One of these days I’m going to have to slow my roll. I’m coming off of the Tour de Slice, an epic dinner at Shu, and the Jewish Food Festival. So, starting last Sunday night I’ve been eating very small portions of food.

Yesterday’s breakfast was a couple tablespoons of greek yogurt, with a hint of granola sprinkled on top of it. Lunch was a couple of pieces of whole grain toast, topped with an avocado. I had maybe a third cup of kimchi on the side.

For those concerned, I’m not starving myself. I’m just still full.

But full only goes so far when I’m confronted with an entire room packed with deliciousness. You see, last night was the second annual Queens Day in Albany. It’s when the borough comes up to Albany, meets their legislators, and feeds them tasty foods and drinks from the most diverse place in the country.

If I told you about everything I ate, we would be here all day. Instead, here were the highlights.

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Return of the King

March 20, 2018

The Tour de Slice: Schenectady was this past weekend. Every time we go out for one of these eating tours, I’m always surprised and delighted to find there are people who want to come along. Not all tours are as popular as others.

There was the Tour de Italian Sub on one of the hottest days of the year. I may have only received three completed score sheets from that one. The high water mark was our second annual Tour de Cider Donuts where 24 people came out on a cold and rainy fall morning. How many people would come out for New York Style pizza slices?

In the end I came away with 22 completed scoresheets. That’s a significant crowd. What’s even more significant was the margin of victory. It was Pizza King, by a mile. Just a few years ago, I wouldn’t have conducted this tour at all, because when the original Pizza King was still alive, his pizza reigned supreme.

But the shop struggled in his absence, and since then my loyalties have been divided. And frankly, I wasn’t sure who would have the best slice today in Schenectady. What’s interesting is that people found something to love at every stop along the way.

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